u lucky he holdin me back bitch
If you ever need proof that trans men are men in every meaningful way, scroll through the backlogs of a trans porn blog for a while. You’ll find out real quick how fixated trans men are on their own dicks, exactly like fucking cis men.
Dick shots: pretty much the fucking worst
Devoted Buddhist Kane attains enlightenment amidst his bout with Daniel Bryan as he begins to levitate toward the heavens, choosing a spiritual victory over an official win, and leaving the American Dragon to wallow among the dregs of the material world.
Jillian Michaels: Ok, these stretches will get you ready for your workout!
Me: FUCK YOU BITCH i’M GONNA dIE
Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?
I went from the land of the Poop Monster to the Cardiff Giant, an improvement I think.
Wait, WI has the Beast of Bray Road!? I have not heard of this! I thought ours was the Hodag!
While Rhinelander’s Hodag is more famous than the Beast of Bray Road, the Hodag was known to be a hoax almost immediately (and the legend stuck around because it was fun). The Beast of Bray Road (Wisconsin’s Werewolf) has remained an unresolved legend.
I only just now learned what the Beast of Busco was.
It was a snapping turtle.
We are not a clever people.
My favorite Indiana cryptid is the Crawfordsville Monster… which turned out to be a flock of birds.
We are a simple people with simple fears.
Side note: I need to write that into a thing.
AARON AND SCOTT ARE FUCKING DRIVING TO COMIC CON TOGETHER AND AARON IS LIVE TWEETING THEIR JOURNEY JESUS
"Chris is kind of a big dork," his mother told me. "At 30 he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid." - GQ, 2011
Creepyyeha - Kelilah Chokers - $65
These are STUNNING!
oh my god these are adorable